After their time in bed Mary and Ted decided to go out for a meal to celebrate Mary becoming a basketball star. But really Ted had a secret agenda.
They had roast beef and pork. Mary at more food than anyone who had ever been in the restaurant. But fortunately she had enough money to pay the bill. Just before they paid the bill Ted got up from his seat and went over to Mary. He got onto his one knee and got a box out of his pocket. Everyone in the restaurant was looking at him.
"Mary Betty Kent," he said. He opened the box to reveal an engagement ring. "Will you marry me?"
Mary gets up from her chair and kisses him.
"Yes I will," she replied.
Then everyone appauld as Mary kissed Ted.