The next morning Ted and Mary had breakfast in the hotel dining area. Mary ate three plats of breakfast. Luckily for them the honeymoon was all inclusive.
A little later they decided they would go out shopping. Mary didn't really shop for clothes since they all were too small. She would shrink back down to normal size but she was afraid in case it would do something to the baby. But she did find something she wanted. It was some nice Hawaiian wine glasses.
"Oh honey look at these," said Mary. "They look great."
"Yeah they look smashing," replied Ted. "How much are they?"
She looks at the price tag. "$50."
"$50? A little pricey aren't they?"
"Yeah but they are so beautiful."
"Ok we'll get them. Consider it your birthday and Christmas present for life."
"What?"
"Just kidding. I just wanted to see the look on your face."
"You won't be laughing when we get back to the hotel room."
Then suddenly a man wearing a ski mask and carrying a pistol came into the shop.
"RIGHT THIS IS A RAID!" he shouted. "NO ONE MOVE OR ELSE THEY'LL BE SHOT LIKE THE DOGS YOU ARE."
"Calm down," said Ted.
With that the robber shot Ted in the leg.
"TED!" screamed Mary.