"This is so exciting!" cried Tabitha. "I've always wanted to be tall!"
"Erm...have you always wanted to be this tall?" John asked. His eyes were like two moons staring up at Tabitha and the blood had drained from his skin. Alarmed, she turned to look in the mirror and saw herself growing in all directions! She noticed that John had calmed down enough to turn his attention to a particular part of her anatomy, and she moved to gently swat him away. To her horror, the force of impact flung John back off his feet and straight into the wall!

After a few long seconds of terrifying suspense, John moaned and timidly straightened up.