Then Rose took a long look at James. She had another idea in mind for him.
"I think you need a haircut," said Rose.
"A what?" replied James.
"Basically I'm gonna cut you hair. And maybe give you a shave."
"Will it hurt?"
"No if you stay still. Now where can I find something sharp enough to cut hair?" She looks around and sees what looks like a sharp stick. "Ah here we go."
She then picks up James an the sharp stick. Very carefully she cut his hair. She also shaved him. She got his beard as short as she could. And now his hair would have been acceptable in society.
"There you go doesn't that look so much better?"
"I don't know I can't really see."
"Oh yeah durr."
"I was just wondering how tall are you?"
"Well by my standards I'm about 5'8 but by yours I must be about 80 feet tall."
"Wow I don't even know how big 80 feet is but by looking at you I can see it's big."
"Why are you here anyway?"

What does James say?