Conor pushed back his new office chair, once again revelling in the sensation. This was the life! Four long years of university, a year of 'co-op' jobs, and now, the kind of position he had longed for, and that he deserved.

Just before he got up, he looked down at his little belly. "Now little buddy, let's go fill you up," he said to himself, as he headed down to the company cafeteria for....