Naruto thought about it for a moment...then snapped his fingers. Of course! He knew a way he could show off AND hide at the same time!

On the other side of the village, Kiba was just returning home after a mission. He tossed aside his sweater, his body finally able to breathe. It was a hot day and that sweater wasn't making things any cooler. He really needed a shower. He took off the fish net shirt he wore under the sweater and tossed it aside. His mother, sister, AND father were all off on an extended mission so he had the whole house to himself! He could let his clothes lay anywhere, eat whatever and whenever he wanted, and have absolute privacy. Heck, he could walk around naked if he wanted! Right now though, he just wanted to clean himself off. He had his hand on the doorknob to the bathroom when there was suddenly a thunderous knocking at his door. Kiba growled in frustration and opened the door. Just ignore it. He didn't want to worry about visitors right now. He was about to close the door to the bathroom, ignoring the constant knocking, when the front door suddenly was blasted off its hinges. Kiba ran back out into the entrance way to his house and skidded to a halt, gaping at the huge man who was framed in his doorway. All that could be seen of him was his huge naked torso, visible since the jacket the person was wearing was unzipped and forced wide open. His orange pants were more like shorts, rising above his knees. His head was above the door frame, invisible to Kiba's eyes. Of course, he didn't need to see a face to recognize the searing orange outfit.

"Naruto...? What...how...?" Kiba stuttered, not quite believing what he was seeing.

Naruto put one meaty hand on over the door frame, gripping it between his massive fingers and bent down, grinning at Kiba. "Hey Kiba! Your family is gone for awhile right? I'm staying with you!"

It wasn't a request. Naruto shoved one arm and shoulder through, bent over more, and crammed himself through the doorway, his huge pecs getting stuck. Naruto took a deep breath, his chest expanding, cracking the doorframe worse, allowing him to barely squeeze himself in. "Damn...stupid tiny door..."

Kiba just gaped at his front door, totally destroyed. Naruto, still bent over slightly since the ceilings were only about nine and a half feet tall, looked around. "Man...this place is kind of a dump..."

He stomped forward, the whole house shaking slightly with his every step. Kiba quickly shoved the front door back into place as quickly as he could. It wasn't perfect, but it would hold for now. He then ran back to the living room to see Naruto taking up the whole couch, sighing as he leaned back, his arms stretched across the entire back of it. There was only a little bit of room on either side of his huge thighs. He grinned as soon as Kiba appeared before him.

"Nice place you got here. I'm going to enjoy living here for awhile!" Naruto laughed, the couch creaking and groaning under his weight.

"No way!" Kiba finally found his voice. "There's no way you're staying here Naruto! I don't know WHAT is going on but I DO know you're not just going to break into my house and act like you own the place!"

Naruto reached out and yanked Kiba forward, his grin looking slightly sinister as he stared at Kiba. "Oh yeah? And who's going to make me leave?"

Kiba grabbed Naruto's fist and tried to break his grip but no matter how he struggled he couldn't escape. Naruto was way too strong now!

"Okay! Fine! You can stay here for a little while!" Kiba relented.

Naruto's evil grin turned into an easy going smile and he dropped Kiba back to the floor. "Good! Now...how about you make me something to eat? A big guy like me gets really hungry!"

Kiba paled a little at that. Naruto was a bottomless pit when he was normal sized...just how much could he eat now?

Naruto snapped his fingers and said, "Hey! I SAID get me some food! Now get to it!"

Kiba clenched his fists and shouted, "Screw you! I'm not your slave!"

Naruto lifted one foot up and kicked Kiba's legs out from under him. Kiba hit the ground, hard, on his back. Naruto pressed his enormous foot down on top of the smaller boy, pinning him easily, the foot covering most of Kiba's torso. Naruto wiggled his toes in Kiba's face and said, "Yeah, while I'm here, you are! Big guy makes the rules, so if you don't want me to break some bones, you'll do what I say!"

Kiba tried to shove the foot off his chest but he couldn't so much as budge it! In fact, Naruto was slowly increasing the pressure! "Okay! Okay! I'll get you your damn food!" Kiba shouted. The pressure disappeared, along with the foot, and Naruto said, "Good! Make it something delicious! And don't stop bringing it until I tell you!"

Kiba walked sullenly to the kitchen. So much for his ultimate vacation...