As the village built the statue of their golden god, Sasuke, up on the mountain, was feeling woozy. He had no idea about the changes he was about to undergo.

Naruto continued to walk along, expanding and loving as his large feet crushed the world below. He wondered how large he'd get, but secretly hoped he would never stop growing. Then the whole universe could worship and adore him.

But that was probably going to be difficult, as Naruto's rival was about to become some tough competition.

Sasuke looked up, and was stunned. It looked like the entire village and mountain was shrinking beneath him. However Naruto's toes didn't look any smaller. The village was diminishing, and soon Saskue stood taller than the mountain. His bare feet stood on the bare earth that was Naruto's toe-skin, as they grew larger and larger, lengthing. Pretty soon he was staring down at the tiny village that could fit under his big toe. It was still shrinking, and soon it was small enough to fit under his little toe.

In a moment of heat, Saskue raised his foot, enjoying the sensation of being larger than something else. He lowered it, and completely flattened the entire village underneath his bare soles. Grinding his foot like someone grinding a cigarret butt, Sasuke then looked up.

Naruto seemd to be shrinking. And it finally dawned on Sasuke, Naruto wasn't shrinking, he - Sasuke was growing! It seemed like the village was shrinking as Sasuke and Naruto grey in sync, but now Sasuke was expanding at a greater rate. If it held up, Sasuke would out grow Naruto, a feeling that he greatly enjoyed. He couldn't wait to have Naruto begging underneath his toe...