Sasuke glares at the unconscious fox boy. “Useless worm. I don’t have any use for someone as weak as you! See ya!”

The Uchiha tossed Naruto’s limp body into his open mouth and closed it. Without a care, he swallowed him whole in a single gulp. He hadn’t even bothered to savor him, since he was covered in toe jam and probably tasted horrible. Naruto traveled down the gullet and landed in the stomach with a splash. As he laid there, floating in the enzymes, he slowly woke up.

“Ugh…wha-? Where am I? Why is it so hot?” mumbled the ninja in his confused state. He looked around and remembered Sasuke. “Sasuke! Where is he?! He made me massage his feet and-” Naruto’s eyes bulged at the realization. The fleshy walls around him were moving and gurgling. It was a very familiar, yet different, place. “Oh no! No, no, no, NO! Being eaten once in your life is enough!”

The orange ninja prepared a hand seal. “Sorry, Sasuke, but I’m not becoming your shit! Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!!”