This is an interactive story containing 22 chapters. Each chapter tells part of the story and (usually) ends with multiple choices. Click on a choice and you'll be lead to the next chapter in your story. When you reach a chapter that hasn't been written yet, you will have the option to write it! Don't be shy... make an addition!

Rule 1: Steven kicks ass. He doesn't die, he just gets pissed.
Rule 2: Unless you totally suck, you can add chapters.
Rule 3: If you add a chapter, I will correct or delete it unless get it right the first time. Seriously, here are the penalties:
Grammatical error= Backhand.
Spelling error= Displacement of eyes with thumbs.
Failure to capitalize= Headbutt to the ovaries.
Rule 4: You must have an awesomeness rating of 8 or higher view this. Anything lower will result in awesomeness overload causing tourettes, wanton violence and sexuality, exploding head, RPG Radiculopathy, and many, many other awesome afflictions. If you can't take it, get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make us men something to eat.
Break these, get broken.