"Excellent choice, Madam." The Hotel Proprietor says in a professional tone of voice, "If you like, we can also provide another enchantment that will guarantee pregnancy at no extra cost."

"Oh yes, we would like that very much!" Bertha giggles as she lets out a powerful fart that causes her flabby ass cheeks to visibly jiggle, "Isn't that great, Snookums?"

"Yes Mistress, I can't imagine anything more perfect." You reply while you're mentally screaming in horror.

"So when do we get these enchantments placed on us?" Bertha asks the proprietor.

"The enchantments can be applied whenever you wish." The Proprietor explains, "When you arrive in your hotel room you will find a magical artifact made just for the two of you inside. Both of you just have to touch the artifact and the enchantments that you requested will be applied. Just remember that the enchantments are permanent, unless you pay to stay for another night in our hotel and ask for enchantments to undo the old ones."

"Okay, I understand."Bertha oinks.

"Excellent, here is your room key. I hope the two of you enjoy your new life together." The Proprietor says as he hands Bertha the key.

"Let's go checkout our room, Snookums!" Bertha oinks and starts to walk away until she suddenly gasps and points at something, "Is that a buffet table?!"

"Yes, Madam." The Proprietor says, "The all you can eat buffet is free to all of our customers. So please, help yourself."

Bertha lets out a loud piggy squeal of joy as she rushes towards the buffet table.

While Bertha is busy eating like... well... a pig, you're left alone with the Hotel Proprietor.

The Proprietor looks at you and says...