"Hey, can I ask you something?” Jason continued.

“Sure, if it’s not too personal,” the big server said.

“Would you have any gaining tips for me?”

"Hey, you're really into this, aren't you? Not that I should talk..." he drifted off for a moment, then focussed back on Jason. "Sure! Late night feeds are good - always eat just before you go to sleep. Beer is an excellent weight-gain tool - relaxes you, relaxes your stomach, contains lots of calories. Eat a LOT! Grab a good big breakfast, stuff down a heavy lunch, eat lots of supper, eat at bedtime, and snack in between. I grab a snack between all of my classes - even if it's only a granola bar. Basically, keep your stomach working, never let it shut down. Never wear tight clothes - if they seem tight, they'll cut your capacity, get bigger ones! Oh, and...