"... Oh, and come here regularly to eat..." the server tailed off as he added this to the list of gaining tips.

"Why's that?" Jason asked.

"Well, there's something in the food here that makes you gain... at least, it seems to!" the server added, grinning and 'modelling' his gut. "Of course, it could just be the amount you eat when you come here!" And with that, the server hustled his massive backside towards the kitchen once more.

Jason muses on the wisdom of what the server just said - he has downed 13 plates of food, plus a jug of draft, on top of what the frat had stuffed into him... maybe there is something in the food at the Garden View!

After sitting another minute or two, Jason hauled his overstuffed carcass off the seat, paid the surprisingly modest tab, and caught a bus back to the frat. In the morning, he told himself, he'd get a 'good' breakfast, then go get some new, bigger clothes. Maybe he'd even swing by the gym and check his weight....