...Oh and come out to eat with me! I like you a lot and would definitely be willing to help you chow down to your max."

"What do you mean?" you inquire, recognizing the double meaning. You stand there watching the sumo-sized waiter. He seems to slyly smile as he thinks this over. You wonder if he is flirting with you or are you just thinking the wrong thing.

"It's quite simple what I mean," he muses aloud. "What I mean is that I wondered if you..."