Now that Jason has decided to grow bigger himself, he's looking out for other big guys. And this waiter was a big guy - bigger than Jason by at least a hundred pounds! Despite his baby face, he had to be well into the 300s - yet Jason was sure he was still in high school. Jason sat down, and the young guy took his drink order and left him with a plate - a big plate to start filling at the steam tables.

After a couple of plates, Jason figured he'd be slowing down, but he was still hungry. And the fat young waiter seemed to be near him all the time - and Jason admired his energy, and the 'snacks' he saw the boy taking between customers. When the time for a drink refill came, Jason spoke up.

"Can I ask you... well, it's personal."

"About my size?" the blonde guy asked perceptively.

"Well, yes. How did..."

"...I get so big?"

"Yeah, but more like, why?"

"Oh, that's easy.