Jason is just contemplating looking for some dessert - because even his new, larger jeans are starting to feel tight, thanks to his huge feed - when the fat server comes up again. “I hope you’ll forgive me asking,” he says, “but do you need a bigger shirt? Or even bigger jeans? Those look a little tight...”

Jason glances down at his rugby shirt - which is stretched beyond skintight across his overstuffed gut - and squirms a little in the now-too-tight jeans. He looks the sumo-sized server up and down - again appreciating just how much bigger, AND how good–looking, this behemoth oriental guy is, - and replies,