"I'm aiming at the freshman 50, and then some. At least 300 pounds, I'd say, but maybe more," Jason says, then continues enthusiastically, "I want to be the biggest guy my Frat has ever seen!"

"Ah, very good!" replies the sumo-sized server. "You must come here frequently then, we like very big men here. As you can see, I am also trying to grow," he adds, slapping his generous gut, "but I am not yet the biggest man in my family."

"So, how big are you?" asks Jason, feeling emboldened by this invitation. "And how big is the biggest guy? Who is he? Is he a waiter too?"

"No, no, he is not a waiter, he is a sumo," replies the waiter, "he is....