Jason decides on the rugby pants - and debates, momentarily, taking a pair of 3XLs as well. Perhaps that would be a 'bridge too far'? he wonders. But, seeing as Grandma had given him the credit card, and he did need more than one pair of pants, perhaps it makes sense to save shopping and buy now. Thinking in this positive vein, Jason takes another pair of 2XLs, a pair of 3XLs, and the 44 chinos, and a pair of 46 chinos, and a couple of new, bigger polos too.... he should call Grandma and meet her for dinner or something, to say thanks.

Happily dumping the now too-small jeans in the nearest donation box, Jason leaves the Mega-Mart feeling prepared to "meet and feed" with Robert at 2 pm. In the meantime, he has an hour to kill, so he ...