Up in the sunshine, the two new friends slowly consume the head-sized pastries, until two other frat brothers hail them.

"Well, if it isn't fat Robby and ... whathisname. Say, didn't we stuff you last night? How can you eat now?" the leaner of the two hungover-looking frat brothers demanded.

"Jason," Jason replied. "Yeah, you stuffed me last night; doesn't mean I can't eat now."

"Heck, if I'd eaten that much I'd still be asleep!" remarked the other frat brother. "Better watch out, or you'll get as big as ole Robby there."

"That's the general idea," Jason replied. "You guys want to stuff me like you did Robby, I'll grow like Robby."

"Or bigger," Robby interjected.

"Or bigger!" Jason agreed.

"Hey, don't get too fat for the girls," the first frat bro added.

"Hey man, fat is where it's at!" Robby said, vaulting to his feet and doing a sexy rub across his belly. "Amazing the chicks who dig a REAL man-sized man!"

"Ugh, ooh," the second bro said, and the two stumbled off.

Jason climbed to his feet and high-fived Robby. "Well-played, sir!" he said enthusiastically. "Now, what to do this morning. I'm in need of more clothes, if I'm going to catch up to your size..."

"And I'll need new duds if I'm to keep ahead of you!" Robby replied. "Let's go hit the mall - we can do the food court while we're there."

The two chunky frat...