"And the change begins right now!" Jason says out loud to himself. He hauls his overstuffed self out of bed, showers (noticing how the water runs out over his expanded midriff and drips off), pulls on his biggest sweat pants and t-shirt (and they're snug), and heads off to find Ryan and Robby - its time for the frat's fat boys to form a common front, a 'fat triumverate'!

Robby will be easy to find - like Jason, he's one of the few regulars at Saturday morning breakfasts...and every other meal. Ryan, on the other hand, sometimes heads out with other frosh frat brothers and doesn't appear until noon on Saturdays. Jason thinks this could be good - if he can convince Robby, then the two of them can tackle Ryan, who isn't nearly as big yet - though Jason thinks he once heard that Ryan had been bigger before.

Jason gets to the door of the dining room, and scans - there's Robby, chowing down with a heavily loaded plate,...