Jason decided to go up to his room and surf for dating sites for big guys, but first, he went into the kitchen and grabbed a jumbo bag of doritos.

Plopping heavily into his desk chair, Jason popped open the bag of chips and began munching on them.

"Might as well get going ASAP, right," he thought to himself.

He booted up his computer and logged on to the university network. When he searched for "big guy dating sites" on google, a whole list came up.

The site that most interested Jason was...