Beverly Mann, as it turned out, was twenty and a college student. She also looked like a plumper version of Irene Bedard, if her picture was accurate.

"Hi, Bev here!" her profile announced. "I like classic rock, comedy films, mystery novels, swimming, and of course the fat boys. I'm 5'6", 170#, kind of chubby but athletic, and mostly Native American; black hair (currently highlighted red) and hazel eyes."

She was certainly pretty; following a link to bev-scorpio.blogfreaks.net indicated her to be insightful and funny as well. He decided to look at some of her posts on BGForum, a messageboard connected to the dating site. It was then when he found a fly in the ointment...