Looking through results of his alltheweb.com searches, Jason realises that there are a number of quite legal ways to fatten up one of his buddies - or at least, the drugs are legal. They’re meant to help those who have to increase their appetites because of illness - but nothing suggests that they can’t be taken (or given!) to someone who isn’t ill, and wants to gain - or who ought to gain, Jason thinks.

Jason finds an on-line pharmacy that’s willing to prescribe without actually seeing him, and he fills in the request form noting his current ‘gastric illness’, his 130 pound weight (what a joke, he thinks, patting his substantial tummy) and that his current prescription is running out. He pays with the credit card his grandma gave him to go to college and gets a confirmation that says that his new prescription - a 90 day supply - will arrive in two to three days.

Time to plan who he should choose to join him in the fat boy’s club! Jason considers his options carefully. After two months in the frat, he knows his ‘brothers’ pretty well he thinks. First, narrow down a category. Jason considers the three prime categories for revenge - which will he chose?