"Oh?" Said Jeremiah Burns. "Well I forgot to mention your stuffie allowance and some of your other privileges."

"Wait, I get an allowance as well as privileges?"

"Yeah, we've had problems holding onto a stuffie otherwise and it's tradition that each year gets at least one. You get about five hundred dollars a month. Your privileges are simple enough. You have the same rights as a senior frat member as well as if you go out to eat with a frat member, he has to pay for your meal. Only the senior frat government members can order you about."

"Wow thanks man."

"You gonna stay then?"

"Yeah, those privileges plus a bit of cash are too tempting to resist."

"Good because I need you to do something now, Jason."

"Yeah Jeremiah?"

"As senior head of the fraternity, I order you to...