For a minute, the two old friends walk in silence, with the swish of Travis’ thighs rubbing together the only sound. Then Travis says, “Can I pop a question?”

“Sure,” replies Jason.

Travis continues, “How much have you gained since you joined the frat? If I’m going to help you achieve a big gain, it’s good to know what you’ve done already - see if you’re a fast gainer or a slow gainer.”

“Well,” replies Jason, “I don’t know exactly - ten pounds anyway....I haven’t been on a scale lately.”

Travis replies, “...