Just then Nick had a brillient idea, "Hey heres an idea, lets just tell everyone its a birth defect."
"You know, that just might work." said Kakashi. "Kids got a good head on his shoulders, a birth defect is entierly possable and leaves little to question."
"Very well, but now that leaves us with his housing and squad placment. But every apartment building is full and the only squad with an opening is yours Kakashi."
"Acctualy thats not entierly true."
"How so, Kakashi?"
"Someone recently moved out of an apartment near the south gate because they couldnt stand one of their neighbors."
"Well then problems solved, we have my housing and squad assignments. But theres one detail you may have forgotton."
"Whats that?" Said Kakashi and Tsunade.
"Whos gonna get me outta this chair so we can go?"
"I got it." said Kakashi, cutting yourbonds. "Now lets get you settled in, or do you want to meat your squad partners first?"