"So, I see you and ranma need to get back to your fight, but first allow me to..."
Before Ryoga could react, you tip his bucket back over on him.
"OINK!!!"
And as it alway happens, Akane walks in just noticeing you bullying her little P-chan (Uuugh)
"Who the hell are you, and what are you doing with P-chan?!?" Akane screams.
"fuck... Ok let me tell you my story. My name's Cliff and I fell in the spring of drowned cat, AND in the spring of drowned girl. AT THE SAME TIME! So now im stuck with this curse."
"And what exactly is this curse?" said akane, being akane.
"Simply put; just like Ranma's but better built and with cat ears and tail."
"Don't say your one of Ranma's fiances?!"
"WHAT! IM A FREAKIN DUDE!" you yell before you get hot water poured down your back by Ranma.
"Oh. Sorry cliff, I was getting some hot water to turn Ryoga back so I can beat the shit out of him. I figured you might want some"
"Thanks man. Oh and just between you and me... *whisper* why is akane so uptight today?"

Ranma...