"No reason. She's just pissy today... Wait a second. How do you know Akane's name?"
"Well, I came from a dimension where your world is an anime" youtell him
"What did you say? couldn't hear you over Akane's yelling"

You think about what you just said •what the fuck was I thinking?•
"Let's just say that Shampoo told me about her"
"Oh, ok then. Let's go kick Ryoga's ass!"

And kick his ass you did...
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The next day everyone is away from home. Shampoo is off flirting with Ranma, the old witch is off shoping.
Normaly in this situation you'd, you know [censored] but when you wake up there's a knok on the door.

It's...