As Cliff walks into the water, you wonder why he is more o.k. with his curse then most would be. Then you see something that might change his mind:
He turned into a cat.
•Wow, he and salt water don't get along!•
You grab some hot water that was for some reason right next to you(?), and go pour it on him.

<PoV swap>

"Thanks April, I didn't expect that at all..."
"Did you read the chapter title?"
"No..."
"Do so from now on. They tell you stuff"
"Maybe Shampoo has a cure."
"Moron. If she did, why does she still turn into a cat?"
"It could be diferent for me cause it's a third form or somtin."
"It could be the writer just trying to get more Shampoo."

[Hey shut up you two or I'll bring pantyhose taro into this]
[Besides, Im not the writer who stuck you with Shampoo]

"Well ok then." you say.
[one more thing]
"What?
[I just figured I would save you some time: Shampoo is taking a trip to look for a cure to her cat problem]
"Well Uuchan is looking for waiters..."
[Thats the sprit!]
"Shut up writer. You already broke the 4th wall, T-baged it's dead body, and stole it's lunch money."
[Bye then ^_^]
"Wait a second. How the hell do you pronounce '^_^', anyway?"
[I SAID BYE, DAMN IT!]

"Now that the writer is done rapeing the 4th wall with a taser-bat, what should we do?"