•Why the hell do they call it 'bacon' anyway? I mean it's just sliced meat!•

SLAP!

"Stop thinkin' about Canadian bacon Cliff!"
"But it's so tasty! But so not bacon!"
"One more word about bacon and I'll get the writer of his vacation."
[Did I just here my name?]
"Yup. Cliff here wont stop thinkin' bout bacon"
[I hear Uuchan's has Canadian bacon]
-{Way to force the plot Dan}-
[Shut it! And call me the writer, not Dan]
-{Chuga-Chuga-Chuga-CHOO-CHOO}-
[NO! THE PLOT IS NOT ON RAILS YOU DUMBF#>!]
"GUYS! Just shut up and I'll go to Uchan's!"
[Ok]
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