~small note: Im sorry about that other option. The guy who spoke in -- was my friend who dicided to come over. That was his idea. Don't worry, I'll kick his ass for it.~

As you walk into Uuchan's, you see Ukyo fixing up the stove. By the looks of it, spatulas don't make good screwdrivers...
"Hey Ukyo! Not everything can be fixed with a spatula. How about I go find you a screwdriver."
"Umm... Hi... And who the fuck are you?" Ukyo rebuts (the act of offering a reply, like replies, but fancy-er)
"Sorry. I keep forgeting people here don't know me. The name's Cliff. Nice ta meet ya."
"Ok then. My name's ukyo, but you already knew that. what brings you here?"
"Lookin' for a job."
Sundenly interested Ukyo stops working.

"And what makes you right for the job."
"Depends on what job. But whatever job I take, I can assure you you'll get more customers."
"O rly?"
"Ya rly!"

(Achivement unlocked: refence a meme)

"And how would you do that?"
"Lets just say Ranma's got nothing on me!"
...

INSERT RECAP HERE

...
"Oh wow. Your hired."

what job do you get?