"Your our newest cook!"
"And the pay...?"
"Ya get to live here, plus tips."
"Fine"
[Thank god you took those cooking classes last year, huh Cliff?]
"Who's your friend cliff?"
"I could tell you, but it would cause the same effect as dividing by zero. Which is a bad idea"
"paradoxial, eh?"
"Not that. The writer is such a dumbass your mind would want to implode just to end its suffering."
[Fine. I guess you won't level up this chapter then.]
"What the fug do you mean level up?"
[RPG style level ups. I.E. I'll give your group some wepons if you reach level 2]
"Exp bar please."
:you unlocked exp bar lvl one!:

[\\\ ]

"Damn, so close."
After your first day of being a cook, you get ready to go.
Just as your leaving you hear something.
"PREPARE TO DIE RANMA!!!... Oh, hey Cliff..."
"Hey Ryoga whatcha.. your covered in stamps."
"Yeah, about them. Well I was runing really far, really fast..."
"Don't tell me you..."
"Ran right over him on my way out."
"dumbass.... Ranma's not hear right now."
"Then where is he?
"His house. duh..."

(Gotta go to school. I'll add when i get home)