Naruto: she will never believe me if I tell her the truth, at least not now. It is better to pretend to have a partly amnesia, so I can get some answers about what is going on
“I seem to have hit my head when I fainted out in the forest, and now I have some holes in my memory. I know who you are Sakura, and Saskuke and Kakashi, yet I can’t remember exactly what we have done together. It is really weird, and even worse, I can’t really remember much about myself either.”
Sakura: “Is that really truth Naruta, that is horribly” Sakura stats to sound concerned.
Saskuke: “Ah pleas, she is just freaking it, you now how much she likes it when she is the center of attention.”
Sakura:” Shot up Saskuke, I think she may be telling the truth.
Saskuke: “waste your time whit her if you want, I’m going now anyway.”
Sakura: “Saskuke wait I didn’t mean…”
Saskuke: “Just forget it, you just pretend to be best friend whit her if you want, I got better things to do.”
Saskuke exit the scene.

Naruto: “What did he mean Sakura? Don’t we get along, I thought we were friends?”
Sakura: “Wow you really aren’t kidding are you?”
Naruto: “No I don’t really know who I am anymore.”
Sakura: Okay, Your name is Naruta Uzumaki, you were one of the most hopeless students at the academy, you actually failed three times. You only interest seems to be boys and your dream is…”
Naruto: “Don’t say it”
Sakura: …to be the next hokage
Naruto man I was really scared for a moment there, wait did she say boys.
“I’m a tramp”
Sakura: “No you are a tease. Probably the biggest tease the hidden leaf village has ever seen. You go around in your sexy clothing trying to get every man to fall in love whit you, but then you don’t give them anything. The wildest thing I have ever seen you doing is kissing them on the cheek.”
Naruto: “Then what about Saskuke?”
Sakura: “Ah Saskuke, he is the most wonderful boy in the entire village, me and Ino have been in love whit him for years, that was what ruined our friendship.”
Naruto: “And me”
Sakura: “Frankly I don’t think you love anyone except for yourself, the only reason you go after Saskuke is because he, unlike the practically every other guy in the village, isn’t interested in you.
Naruto: “And the Hokage?”
Sakura: “You want to be hokage, for the same reason as you flirt whit all the boys I think, you want to be respected, you want people to look up to you, notice you, you simply can’t get enough attention; and I also think it is because you like the idea of having control over others, but that is not what it means to be hokage.”
Naruto: “I’m I that horrible?”
Sakura: “I don’t really know what goes on inside your head, I can only judge you by your actions, and we really don’t know each other so well yet, it’s only a few weeks since we graduated from the academy.”
Naruto: “I can remember that, didn’t it bother all of us that we only get these stupid chores?”
Sakura: “Yes and especially you, you want to try your jutsus in a real battle. We have heard you complain about that more then once.
Tell me, are you still planning to use your seduction jutsu on the hokage to get us a real mission tomorrow Naruta?”
Naruto: Seduction Jutsu?”
Sakura: Yea, it is your specialty, you aren’t just a pretty face, you have mastered a powerful genjutsu that works on almost every man, whit the exception of Saskuke, Kakashi and that weird Neji kid. Its only downside is that it doesn’t work on other females.
Naruto: “Don’t tell me that it all I can do.”
Sakura: “Well the only time I have really seen you in action was doing Kakashis genin exam. Can you remember that, the idea was to get one of his bells?”
Naruto: “Well I can remember some of it, but you better tell me anyway.”
Sakura: “Well first you simply tried to walk up to Kakashi and ask him to give you one of the bells, you was so confident that he would comply; but you should have seen your face when he simply looked at you and said no.
Me and Saskuke had made a bet that you would then simply have given up, but I got to handle it to you, that was when you actually started to show some promise. You used your shadow clones to attack him from almost every angle at ones, with your thousand needle hail; it actually looked pretty impressive, but of course in the end…”
Naruto: “I ended up tied to a stump.”
Sakura: “Yea, but that was before after you had tried to still a lunchbox.”

Naruto had been eating while Sakura had told her tale and had now almost finessed.
Sakura: “It’s impressive that you can keep your figure whit the amount of food that you eat. I think that it is almost time for me to go home now, I just need to finish this but I will see you tomorrow, maybe now we will get a real mission.