ORIGINALLY BY farmlover

You're the son of a farmer, and your name is Kevin. You live on a farm where athropomorphic animals live and there has been several disappearances on the farm....mostly the disappearances are tresspassers and thieves, and cattle rustlers. All of the animals on the farm have a taste of human flesh. You, your mom and your dad and most of the farmhands are safe from taking a trip down a gullet because you take such good care of these animals...not that they need looking after. The only animal that needs special attention is the cows when it comes time to milk 'em. All of the animals can do everything that a human can do; talk, walk on two legs, etc. You're 17 years old and you're good friends with all of the animals on the farm.
Your favorite animal on the farm has to be Gloria the 7'9" horse. Gloria is the largest horse on the farm...not only is she very tall, she's very fat from eating tresspassers on the farm. In fact, Gloria is so fat that she can hardly walk on all fours because her belly touches the ground...so Gloria walks on two legs whenever possible.
Most recently, there has been several attempts to rob the house....but all of the would-be thieves end up as fertilizer. You don't feel sorry for the people that Gloria eats since she only eats people who try to rob your farm. Gloria helps out in the fields as well, hauling various farming equipment around.