You suddenly feel the urge to do something spontaneous, exciting, and...find a way to reassert your ego, which is in danger of getting trampled by your very lovely but very female roommates. You need to find a way to reassert your manhood...in the old sense when guys were the ones in charge. Otherwise...your cute and friendly roommates might wind up eating you before they even realize what they've done!

You slowly stand up, aware that both of them are staring at you, waiting for your suggestion. Purposefully but slowly, you move towards...