Your friend Jackie has always had a crush on you and has never been shy about it. The problem is, you don’t feel the same way about her. She has blonde hair, blue eyes and big boobs, but she’s also overweight, unattractive and has some rather disgusting tendencies. Plus her crush on you has always been very aggressive. She’ll come up to you often and stroke your hair or give you long, awkward hugs, and she’s made many blatant and vulgar comments of things she’d like to do to you. Almost all of them involve vore of some sort.
She’s told you flat out that she wants to unbirth you, birth you back out and raise you as her child. You’re a little afraid of her having that much control over you, though, and fear one day needing to call her “mommy”.
The other alternative is that she has a nasty habit of talking about her diarrhea or other bowel movements. It seems to be a recurring topic of conversation with her. Anytime that it comes up you try to tell her that you find it a little gross to talk about (mind you were she attractive you’d probably find it a turn on), but she usually tells you that you’re going to have to get over it, because it’s what you’re going to be someday.
Every time you see her, you end up nervous, praying that you don’t end up in her womb… or her toilet bowl.