The day goes by slowly, dragging on and on. You rack your brains for a way out, but nothing comes, you hope something will come, but nothing does. Before you know it you're outside the restaurant. Dinner flys by and still theres nothing you can do, then just as you order your desert it comes to you in a flash of briliance. The toilets, you go to the loo and sneak out of a window, then run for your life.
"Honey" you say as convincingly as possible
"Yes my baby" she coos back
"I need to go to the toilet"
"Ok" she says "But don't be long, desert will be here soon"
You stand up and head for the mens room. you open the door and...