You swallow hard. This is a special situation that’s going to require a rare phone call to one of your exes. You shudder a little bit. Ex-boyfriends usually don’t stay alive too long. You’ve been lucky to escape two relationships, but you know that that luck is due to run out at any time.
Lindsey is a cute, petite girl with a southern accent and long blonde hair. The two of you didn’t date very long which is probably the only way that you got out of it intact. Like so many other girls, she loves making meals out of guys, but what makes her different is that she loves taking pictures to put in scrapbooks chronicling her conquests, something that you always found a little macabre.
Emily you dated for much longer. She is a short girl with a thick mess of curly brown hair. She has a soft figure and a pillowy chest to die for, mostly because of the sheer number of guys she eats. She has a strange fixation with her ability to digest people and is particularly obsessed with turning guys in to shit. You’ve always found this to be a strange turn on too, but never to the unbelievable degree that she does. She loves digesting strangers and eats more guys than anyone you’ve ever met, usually a couple a day.
You know that both of them would be willing to help you hide from Jackie for a little while. Even though you suspect that either of them could have evil plans for you, you know exactly what Jackie’s plans are and you can’t allow that. Which one do you call?