Hmm… should you stay and talk to a hungry, scat-crazy ex-girlfriend? How’s about “no way in hell?”

“Aww, geez, Em.” You say, “It’ll have to wait for another time. I uh… have a paper to write tonight.”

“Well it’ll only take…” she begins.

“And I need to take the dog out.” You don’t own a dog.

“Bu…”

“And I left the oven on.” With that, you make a hasty and probably slightly impolite exit. Hey, at least you’re alive and after a day like today, that’s saying something. You’ve escaped both Jackie (who you’ll never need to worry about again now) and Emily and now you can safely return home.

Home is a small apartment off campus that you share with two female friends. As dangerous as it is to live with girls, it would be even more dangerous to live without them. Having Nicole and Laetitia around keeps you safe from other predators at night. Besides, you’re fairly confident that they won’t eat you because you pay 75% of the rent.

At first it had just been you and Nicole in the apartment, but Laetitia came as a foreign exchange student from France. You and Nicole can’t really stand her because she never cleans up after herself and is always digesting her most recent romantic conquest. She lures boys in with her cute accent, soft curves (especially at the bottom… damn!) and blonde hair. Soon, they disappear, only to reappear the next morning in the bathroom the three of you are forced to share. She’s a pain to have around, but she helps a bit with the rent.

Nicole on the other hand didn’t used to be that in to vore. Before college she’d been a real vore amateur. She’s always been a big flirt, but most of it was just talk. In the last few months, though, she’s been unusually predatorial. She has a boyfriend now for the first time since you’ve known her. Rick is a total douchebag, but you can take solace in the fact that he’ll probably be dead within the month.

A quick bus ride and a short walk and you’re back to your apartment, where you are surprised to find…