"Im gonna make you kiss my butt" she says, grinning evilly at you, and turning you on, as again she has found the chink in your armour.
"W..w..what will you do to me if i dont" you say.
"Ill eat you here and now" she says
"Ok ok, anything you say" you beg

She then stands up, turns arround, pulls her pants and knickers down, giving you a full view of your exit route, and sits down on your face almost
"Kiss it" she says, and you do so, and as you do, she farts right in your face, giggling profusely
""Do you like my bottom mister, because its the last stop on your 1 way tour of my body" she giggles
"Pleease dont eat me" you beg
"Im sorry, but im sooo hungry, and you look sooooooooo tasty" she says, licking her lips
"And speaking of being hungry, i might eat you now, or i might just have an ordinary tea, i dont know" She says to nobody in particular. She stands there, thinking for a minuet, then comes to a decision