It’s only fitting, given your passion for becoming Lauren’s waste, that your gravesite be forever marked with the erection of a girls’ outhouse. The outhouse is sized for young girls and decorated to match with frilly pink princess amenities (and of course, more of the toilet paper with your face printed on it) and a pastel-colored porcelain toilet positioned directly over your final resting spot. On the door is a plaque, complete with your name and picture, commemorating you.

“This outhouse is dedicated to Troy, the young man devoted to the dream of becoming a little girl dump. Pile it on thick, girls!”

Once the outhouse is erected Lauren returns to take the inaugural crap on your grave. She is followed, in turn, by virtually all of her female classmates. The boys in the school all shudder as they walk by, knowing that the outhouse could very well become their final resting place. After all, the new cool thing for girls to do is to deposit what’s left of a boy in the “Troylet.” The outhouse becomes so popular that there’s virtually no way to keep track of all the girls using your grave as their potty. Fortunately there is a guestbook where each girl signs her name and meticulously documents their foul deeds.


Truly, you must be so proud.