You pretend to consider playing then tell the little Lauren No thanks kiddo you say quite cheerfully how bout a different game you say smiling, she pouts a little and crosses her arms what game is it then she grumbles well its a game that my sister used to play with the boys Lauren's face brighten's a little what game is that? she asked a little more enthusiastically well it's a bit like TURD you say emphasizing the word Turd but it's more fun.

Ok class it's time for a vote, is it to vote who gets to eat you one of the other girls call's no you say but that might come up later no its what two games we play Do we play Dodgeball or do we play soccer girls v boys Girls win then one of you can eat me.