Since the recent surge of video gaming consoles on the market, you have been trying to save your money in order to buy these next generation systems. However, after taking a look at your savings, you realize you aren't getting anywhere, what with the cost of clothing and recreational items. On top of that, your little sister's thirteenth birthday is coming up, and you know your mom is going to want to use you as the cake. Annie, your little sister, gets on your nerves, she's always teasing you, barging into your room and embarrassing the hell out of you in front of your friends, and otherwise just being a big nuisance. Just last month she snuck into your room with her two friends while you were changing and ate you! They teased and taunted you for the rest of the evening, and when she went to bed you had fully expected to be a soft lump gathering at the end of her intestines. You were suprised when you awoke the next morning with your feet being pulled into her small intestines, and at the end of the day she was forced to force you out of her ass whole and intact. Your mom insists that it was just a fluke, and your sister has started calling you her little shit, but you are certain that you are indigestible.

It was while tumbling these facts around in your head, that and the fact that you have never had a girlfriend, that you come up with what you believe to be your most brilliant idea ever. Sell yourself to woman as food! A male unable to be digested is almost unheard of in this day and age, what with the variations in stomach bile and the assortment of digestive aids available at every corner drug store. There is always a high demand for young men to eat, and the idea that their is a male who is indigestible is bound to attract women who wish to challenge such a claim. Plus, you'll be naked when eaten, and once the girl passes you out her rectum and finds that you are still very much alive, well, you hope you can get the sparks to fly, so to speak.

Discussing it with your friends, they agree that it is a great idea, and volunteer to help you with it. They spread it around school and to family friends, print up and hand out flyers, one of them even gets his older brother who is an attorney to help. He agrees to act as your legal advisor and set up a contract that will protect you from any dirty tricks your future clientel may try to pull, such as not paying you the agreed price or using a digestive aid. Of course, they don't have to pay if you get digested, but you assure him that you are indigestible. Finally, he hooks you up with your own cell phone just for buisness use, one that can't be traced to track you down.

You are excited as Friday draws to a close, signaling the start of the weekend, and your first gig as a food for hungry ladies. Already you have gotten nearly two dozen calls, and after inspecting all the offers, you have narrowed it down to five potential candidates.

Nancy Goldstein is a single mother of two daughters, eight and thirteen, who wants to throw a suprise party for her oldest daughter's fourteenth birthday. She wants you to be the birthday cake for her daughter's party. Her daughter's name is Ashley, and twelve other girls will be in attendance at the party, including Ashley's younger sister, Maggie. Mrs. Goldstein is offering $500 dollars for the whole gig, and her daughter attends a school on the other side of town, so their shouldn't be anyone you know attending the party. If you accept the offer, you will have to drive across town to get to her house, and be there by 1:30 PM.

Lillian Brown is local buisnesswoman who's regular catering service cancelled her order for this weekend at the last minute. She works out on Saturdays and likes to have a squirming meal afterwards. Her offer is $350 for you as a meal, and an additional $350 if you perform some other services, which includes some help while working out, but also includes some 'relaxation excercises' before she eats you, which sounded like it might be somewhat sexual from her tone over the phone. If you take the gig, you'll have to meet her at 8:00AM in front of the local gym, and will have to do some waiting around if you don't agree to the additional services.

Kylie Johnson is your english lit. teacher who left you a note on one of your graded papers the other day asking if you would agree to spend the weekend in her belly. You have always been a little afraid of Ms Johnson, do to her conservative attire and strict manner. She has long brown hair that she always wears in a tight bun, these thick glasses that look like something your grandmother would wear, a turtle neck sweater usually with a coat over it, and a long skirt that goes down almost to her ankles. It's hard to assess how large her bust is with that thick sweater and coat she wears, but if you had to guess, you'd say at least a large double D cup. If you take her offer, you'll need to call her to get her address and additional details, and she's offered you only $250 dollars for the gig, although you think you might be able to get some desperately needed extra credit if you play your cards right, as you are getting a D in her class.

Rebecca Leigh is the head cheerleader for your high school football team, and is throwing her usual after game party at her place Saturday night for all of her fellow cheerleaders. She is a total babe, with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, and a large bust, and the rest of the cheerleaders will be their as well, all equally gorgeous. If you attend, you will be the prize for the night's drawing, a tradition at her parties where all guests draw a number upon arrival and at the end a number is drawn and whoever has that number wins the prize. Provided you attend, you will be expected to be polite and do as your told during the party, and after the drawing are expected to comply with the winner's wishes until she devours you. That certainly sounds like it could be sexual, and not only is she offering $1,000 for the gig, but you'll be the first guy ever to attend her all girl cheerleader parties, and survive, something you could rub into the faces of those arrogant jocks.

Finally, the last offer is from a local independent adult vore film studio that produces low budget voraphilia flicks for download on the internet. The vore actress you would be working with is known by her stagename, Madame Softchurn, and you took the time to download a bootleg of one of her films. She seems to star in porno films with gentle bondage and vore as the theme, and is an incredibly beautiful woman, with ample curves, triple H cup breasts, slightly curly red hair that drops down to her shoulder blades, luscious pink lips and pretty green eyes. Your legal adviser warned you however that in this deal you would be required to sign a contract, and that they are often riddled with loop holes. If you took the gig you'd have to go to arrive at their downtown studio no later than ten thirty, the first few hours going through mounds of legal paperwork and contracts, and would have to go along with whatever the producer wants. Although it offers the most risks, it is the only gig that guarantees you some action, and in addition to possibly making you an amateur porn star, it is also the highest paying gig, at $2,500, plus a bonus $3,000 if your video gets 1,000 hits or more on their online paysite.

They are all very tempting offers, and thankfully you've managed to keep it all a secret from your mom so far. She would pull the plug on the entire operation if she found out. Laying back on your bed, you dangle the cell phone between your fingers, contemplating which offer you want to take.