You walk in half expecting to see her open her mouth and jerk you in with a swift gulp.

So what happens?

1.) "I bet my girlfriend here she could not vore a person up her ass while she was jogging! She says not only can she, but often does... I want you to get behind her and stick your head up her ass as her ass is jiggling and a joggin!" You get a instant boner thinking about that ass and see her look over to you smiling evilly over her shoulder.

2.) "About time, I ordered you over an hour ago, now get in my belly. I need to feed my body or my workout is going to hurt in the morning." With that she yanks you to her... and shoves your head into her mouth ... you squirm not able to get a grip on the slippery woman as your journey begins. Clearly some of that sweat is some form of oil she applied. She did not even ask your name...how rude.