It’s seven o’clock on Saturday night. You’ve decided you’d like to try your luck with a cheerleader’s digestive system and your hands are trembling as you dial Rebecca Leigh’s cellphone.

She’s not quick to answer and when she does you can hardly hear her for the music thumping away in the background and the sound of female laughter. She shouts “Hi, it’s Rebecca here, head cheerleader and all round party girl!“ More loud giggling.

“Er, hi Rebecca, hear your party’s under way, are you still up for my offer?”

Rebecca sounds a bit drunk already and can’t initially remember. Then she says “Oh, THAT offer, well yeah, sure, bring it on! I’ve got seven hungry bellies here waiting for you! How quickly can you get over?”

“Give me half an hour” you say, getting directions from her and then hanging up.

You drive over at speed, really excited but at the same time a bit apprehensive. Sounds like a wild party …

You find Rebecca’s apartment easily enough and ring the bell. There’s so much noise you have to ring three times but eventually the door is flung open.

Rebecca stands there.

“Well hiya!!!” she yells. She turns round and shouts back into the flat, “Fun starts here girls” She turns back to you, throws her arms up and lets out a shriek, opening her mouth really wide. "Hope it's me who wins!!"