At lease you can think strait, okay i have an idea, we need a miles worth of tarp and alot of water ALOT!
It takes about 1 hr to construct it, but you are the first to try, Jake positions you with his dads bulldozer.

Here I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......................... As you scream as you slide down at about 40 mph, leading a trail of other infected students, and other classmates.

this does not make your neibourghs happy

"Hey you crazy kids, stop going wild, you couln't here as you were going 40 in residental, which catches the eye of Sgt. Wilks

"County, we have a problem, there are kids going 40 on a water slide in residential areas, led by a giant black thing, making pursuit" but Wilks spins out and crashes into a house," I need a tow!!"