You wake up one morning to feel very very very very different. You poke your head out of the covers and look around. Everything seems normal. But wait! You can see you nose! And it's green!!!! You throw off the covers and jump onto the floor. You begin to check the other parts of your body. Short stubby legs and forearms. A long scaly tail, and also a giant snout! You've become a crocodile!!!!!!!!You quickly hobble to the bathroom and see that their is someone in the bathtub. Or something. You peer over to see another crocodile in the bathtub.

"John!" it says. "Do me a favor and give your mother some privacy, will you?"

What do you do now?