Your head hurts. Like really frickin bad. Like a pilerdriver from Muhammid Al-i to the face. What a hangover. You lift your head slightly and look around. Your still on the floor. Yesterday you took a drug and then you passed out. Now here you are. On the floor. Alone. With a headache. No one around.

You try to stand but find it to no availe. You try to stand on two legs. Crash. Ok now four! You get up onto all fours. Now what? You feel actually normal on a fours. You seem to be taller than you used to be. You shake your head. As you shake, you are aware of something swinging behind you. You turn to see what it is and find that you have a huge, horse like back! You look further to see you have a horse tail of pure white. Your back is also pure white! You've become a horse thing! You gallop to the mirror and find that you're not only a horse, but you also have a horn sticking out of your head! You're a unicorn!!!!!!!

You yell, but all that comes out is a whiny. You charge through the front door of your house, splintering it. You race into the street to find a group of teenage boys harrasing some kind of squirrel thing. Immediatly they spot you and begin to tease you and call you names and say that your a girly horse.

You most certainly are not a girly horse. You are a boy. Now what do you do?