She squeezed him hard enough to get a reaction out of him, but by the time he got her to loosen up, Ranma heard his name growled by the fattest girl in the room. After hearing both “P” words, she looked like she’d have no problem chewing them both up, but just as Akane came at them and Ranma and Shampoo screamed in terror, Kasumi did something completely unexpected; she got mad.

“THAT’S ENOUGH!” just hearing that made everyone freeze, and they all turned to what they were sure could not be real, but there was Kasumi, glaring at everyone, now showing a quality that all good matrons have to behavior like this; scolding “You’re all behaving like children, and I am not going to stand for it anymore! It’s six o’clock in the morning and I won’t have everyone’s sleep disturbed just because you two are being unreasonable! Shampoo, no one is going to eat you, and Akane, you need to calm down and stop being such an insufferable and irritating brat or else I swear you will regret it. Does all that sound good to you Ranma?”

The only one who hadn’t done anything wrong said nothing and just nodded his head, unable to stop staring at Kasumi. She in turn gave a stern look to the younger girls who were visibly frightened, but also did as Ranma did, and with that, Kasumi gave them all a pleasant smile “Wonderful. Now, can we all behave like adults.”

“Sure, Ranma is Shampoo’s now, so is okay.” Shampoo smiled, now hanging off her man’s arm. The term adult could mean a lot of things, and she was mainly looking for the more perverse definitions.

“Whoa, hold it. Who said I was yours?” Ranma asked, slipping out of her grip with ease. His recent lay looked utterly baffled by this turn of events for once “But, Shampoo and Ranma make babies all night. That mean nothing?” Now Ranma was in a really awkward spot; any time he banged Akane and Nibiki there were never any strings attached, but then again, they didn’t want anything more. Shampoo wasn’t like them, and with no more hormones clouding his judgment, he was now able to take everything in, and that unfortunately meant dealing with the growingly teary girl in front of him “Was Shampoo just one night stand?”

“No, no, no, it’s not like that at all. I just…” Ranma deeply sighed after that; having to say out loud for the first time exactly what Shampoo had gotten herself involved in was bad, the oncoming awkwardness felt almost unbearable. Still, if Ranma was going to have any semblance of peace, he might as well come out and say it.

“Look Shampoo, Akane and I are going to keep fucking each other. It’s not like we’re together or anything, because we’re not, it’s just that, well, have you ever noticed that after you eat someone, you feel kinda ‘worked up’ ?” Ranma was off to a seemingly rocky start, but he did manage to get Shampoo thinking, and with that, he continued “See that’s the thing; when it kept happening to Akane and me, we decided to help each other out. Y’know, a little stress release. Right Akane?”

“Uh, right.” She sounded much more lively near the end there, but even as she backed Ranma up, a part of her didn’t feel right about it. Not that what he said wasn’t true, but for some reason, calling it just stress release didn’t sit well with a part of her. Kasumi meanwhile could read her sister like a map.

“But Akane fool around with sister to.” Shampoo pointed out, hoping that was the loophole that might somehow bag her husband. At the very least, she made the lump of fat stare down at her feet, but that was when Ranma gladly pointed out “Yeah, and so do I. Me, her, and Nibiki have gotten freaky before, even when I was a girl.”

“HIYAH!” Shampoo held her hand up to her mouth, absolutely flabbergasted by what her true love had done. She knew Akane was a pervert, but she never thought that Ranma was just as bad. He even looked back at Kasumi and added “And I bet if she’d let me, Kasumi and I could have a great time to.”

“Oh Ranma,” she naturally blushed, but soon a sweet smile appeared on her face. After hearing everything that went on in her sister’s belly, Kasumi definitely wanted to see what had gotten Akane to cum so much on the bed sheets. What kind of killed the mood was the uncomfortable squirming her sister was doing next to her; how could she not know how to feel right now? In any case, Kasumi watched as Ranma turned back to Shampoo.

“Trust me, I want to do it with you more, but I’m not just going to leave Akane high and dry.” He made sure to be stern with her there, wanting to be as clear as possible to his other fiancée. While he wasn’t looking, Akane tilted her head back up and soon found herself smiling a little at him. Even after being with this gorgeous girl who wanted him more than anything, he wasn’t even thinking about breaking the promise he had made to the chunky tomboy. Sometimes, it was hard for Akane to call Ranma an insensitive jerk.

“So you want keep bouncy bounce with Akane, sisters, and Shampoo?” Shampoo pieced together. The look in her eye had Ranma kind of nervous, but at this point, it’s not like he could afford to lie. Feeling like it was too early for a fight, he nervously responded “Y…Yeah?”

“Okay.” She clapped her hands together happily, leaving everyone really confused. Suddenly, Shampoo trapped Ranma is a warm hug, making sure to push her jugs into him hard and keep her hips firmly onto his, while she told him “You have fun, but one day, you still be Shampoo’s husband.” She said she was fine with the arrangement Ranma had set up for himself, but she never said that she was going to stop pursuing her goal. If anything, she now had her big appetite and her new bedroom skills to add to her arsenal to win Ranma over. She would be his in no time. While that all unfortunately set in for Ranma, Shampoo suddenly looked over his shoulder to glare at Akane once again.

“But Shampoo only want Ranma. Akane keep hands to self.” She told her. Akane meanwhile gawked at the very insinuation “And who said I’d want to do anything like to you.” But Shampoo narrowed her eyes and pointed out “You no remember last night?” and her rival growled, but once again, Kasumi stepped between the two “Okay, that’s enough. We finally understand each other. Let’s not ruin this beautiful morning.”

“Hiyah!” all of a sudden, the Amazon suddenly leapt off with Ranma still in her arms. Naturally, he asked what the deal was, and she told him “Time for another bath. Shampoo all clean now,” and her eyes and the tone of her voice said it all “but want to get dirty again.” And with that, she dashed into the room with the tub, with Akane in hot pursuit “Hey, wait a minute!”

Sliding the door open, she wasn’t surprised to see Shampoo trying to ride Ranma in the tub, but unlike last night, he was actually trying to push her away as she tried to kiss him and she knew what else. That fact however did nothing to quell her, and this was when everyone else suddenly walked in. Her dad, Nibiki, Happosai and Mr. Saotome all yawned as they suddenly appeared all around her and Kasumi, with the first of the three asking “What’s going on?” They’re eyes all widened though when they got a good look at the situation, and Nibiki was the first to comment “Nice way to start the morning. Let’s see where this goes.” With her dad following up with “Nibiki!”

“Shampoo! Ah! Come on, stop! I said-” Ranma paused when it seemed like the sun was being eclipsed, but it turned out to be a very angry wide girl with short blue hair blocking the light. She growled his name yet again before reeling back and slamming as much strength as she had in one punch, knocking him clear through the roof and screaming through the air as he disappeared off in the distance. Shampoo suddenly arose, and soon jumped after him in the buff, fearing for his Safety “Ranma!” With that, she was gone, leaving everyone else to just admire the aftermath.

“Ah, teenage hormones; I guess they get the better of all of us at some point, eh Tendo?” Genma said to his friend, thinking about how stupid his son had just behaved. If Akane hadn’t stepped in, who knows what would have happened. Still, like he said, no man was immune to their wants at that age, and Soun sighed in agreement “I’m afraid so.” Happosai just chuckled, thinking about how poor Ranma was suffering. Nibiki however put her arms on each of their shoulders, shifting the conversation to what she wanted “Come on, let’s go have some breakfast.”

As they walked off, Akane stayed there and cracked her knuckles, already thinking about what she’d do to Ranma the next time she saw him. She then noticed Kasumi though, and looked to see yet another disapproving look “Honestly Akane.”

“What?” her sister looked completely lost, and with no more patience for any of this, Kasumi walked away before she said something she’d regret. Hopefully cooking up breakfast would keep her mind of this. Akane was left by herself and as the scene iris-inned around her head, she once more spoke with no clue to her sister’s mood “What?”