One minute she was grumbling over her overly domineering students, when all of a sudden, Becky became engulfed in a blast of energy. She sounded like she was being shocked and as her body was reduced to nothing more than a poorly drawn outline, through the bizarre sensation, she could feel her head bumping into the desk, and then everything in the room seemed to be getting shoved back by her.

“Thank you for the food.” Ichijo spoke politely. Now looking normal, well normal for her, and no one knew where the gas mask had gone, she also followed Rei and Himeko’s example.

BEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCH!!!!!!!

The whole room actually shook as she burped, making the girls who were standing all lose their footing and fall on each other, while Rei found herself enjoying the pleasant vibration, and Himeko giggled as she watched all of her blubber jiggle so much. When it was finally over, Ichijo just smiled pleasantly at everyone, while Miyako groaned as she sat up, rubbing her sore head “She’s not human.” Kurumi added to that with “No duh.”

Then, the rumbling returned, but no one was letting anything loose, leading Number 6 to fear the worse “AAH! Ms. Ichijo’s burp is making the school collapse!” While the overly sensitive Ribbon Head fully ready to start saying her final prayers, Rei promptly jumped out of bed after telling everyone “No wait.” She knew that this couldn’t be Ichijo’s doing; the girl would let them all know if she was going to harm them in any way and wouldn’t keep her mouth shut, so while that weirdo suddenly gained a priestess outfit and began to pray for Number 6, Rei looked out the window, and soon gasped at what she saw “Guys, look!!!”

Everyone came at the window, just to see a giant mound erupting up and out of another part of the school. As the structure of the building gave way to the emerging body, sending anyone outside running as fast as they could away from the collapsing debris, it was then that someone noticed that this thing seemed to have hair, and it was strawberry blond. Their suspicions were confirmed when they saw her face emerge just as the roof was pulverized.

“BECKY?!!!!” all of the 1-C girls shouted as they saw their little kid teacher appearing to be not so little anymore. She looked to be just as freaked out as they were as she watched the world seem to get smaller and smaller with each passing second. There was nothing she could do except watch as others watched her, some of them fainting at the very sight. Teachers, students, pedestrians, everyone saw Rebecca Miyamoto become more and more towering, until finally it all slowed to a halt. The next thing they knew, all was quiet.

The girls by then had made it outside, hoofing it over to a distance in front of Becky that was for enough for them to see all of. “Becky?!” Rei called out to her, and keeping her troubled mind focused on her, Rebecca began to step out of the school on either side of her. Those two sets caused even more to collapse, horrifying her over the thought of being punished for that “SORRY!!!” A damaged school however ceased being her main worry soon though, once she got another good look at the tiny world that now surrounded her. Becky’s expression got worse and worse, until finally she let out a shriek of pure terror.

“IT’S TOO HIGH!!! IT’S TOO HIGH!!! SOMEBODY GET DOWN!!!” she wailed and cried, wanting nothing more than to get off somebody’s sick excuse for a ride. Everyone down below covered their ears as the giant screams rattled their tiny ears. As usual, Miyako tried to be the one everyone heard, so near the end she spoke louder with each passing word “I’m pretty sure they don’t make anything in your size!!!”

Suddenly, it looked like she had been hit a giant water balloon as big blob of wetness hit her hard enough to make her fall. As she groaned while completely soaked, everyone heard the wailing turn into sobbing, and looking up made them do some screaming of their own as giant tears came raining down on them. Everyone ran, but the smart ones, AKA the 1-C girls, hid between Becky’s legs as their shelter.

“What’s going on? Why did this happen to me?” Becky sobbed, crying to control her crying now, but doing a poor job. Everything that could go wrong seemed to be today, and all she wanted was for this day to just end, and for the wake up and find that this had all been a bad dream. However, she heard familiar voices calling out to her, and that managed to calm her down enough for her to look down and not drown whoever was talking.

“Becky I promise you, we will figure this out.” Rei called up to her, and Himeko needed to only nod for her to know that she would be there for her as well. There were so many questions; why did she grow? How were they going to turn her back? Did the school have the money to rebuild? And how the heck could Becky hear such tiny voices from so high up. Well, the easy answer to that last one would be that it would be annoying to have everyone shouting all the time, and plus by that logic, Becky would have to whisper everything she said, but for now, all she cared about was knowing that both of her lovers had not left her in her time of need.

“It’s not so bad, really.” Kurumi suddenly said, and everyone turned their heads to see the biggest skank on campus with her arms and legs wrapped around Becky’s ankle. Unlike Rei and Himeko, she had never gotten a chance to take her teacher for a ride, and this whatever it was really working for her. Why exactly, no one got, until she pointed out the obvious “Now everyone gets to see you in all your glory.”

“Glory?....” it took Becky all of three seconds to figure out what should have been obvious to everyone before now “AAAAAHH!!! I’M NAKED!!!!” She covered her chest and swung her head as she screamed, trying desperately to get away from the hundreds of staring eyes. Whether you were on the ground or too scared to leave the school, everyone was seeing Ms. Miyamoto in the buff.

She tried to get away, but in her freaked out state, Becky accidentally had a misstep, causing her to fall back. As she screamed, the 1-C girls did as well as they ran for the hills. Alas, they were not fast enough, as several thousand pounds of little kid teacher butt came crashing down on all of them. One second they were there, and then it was as if that pale blubber had consumed them. Becky’s impact caused a tremor felt many blocks away, and while most dealt with that, she dealt with the pain in her butt.

“OW!! That hurt!! OWIE!!! OW!!! OW!!!” she wept again as she rubbed her sore rump, and while the camera panned down from her hand, it was revealed that not only were the girls all still there, but they were alright! How they had survived? No clue, and it was also confusing why most of them had everything up to their boobs sticking out from under the cheeks, and yet Ichijo was the complete opposite of that.

“Never have I wanted to kill her more than I do now.” Miyako growled as she clenched her fist. A stream of white tears came down from Number 6’s eyes as she said “I want to go home.” Kurumi and Himeko didn’t add anything, but Rei soon got her attention to another party member suddenly groaning herself. On her left was what remained of a once powerful robot.

“Peko…peko. The monster has beaten us-BZZZZZT-all is lost.” Roboco’s head soon fell off, revealing the dazed Serizawa underneath. Rei just told her to “Shut up.”

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