“I ate a few watermelons whole, what’s the big deal?” Konata asked with a shrug as she took her seat, her big ass squishing into her seat. Everyone stared at the short Otaku, their confusion over her explanation, pushed aside when they noticed that she was sitting higher in her chair then normal. Kagami was the first to look down and recoiled back when she saw that Konata’s seat wasn’t higher, her bigger butt was elevating her up. Kagami stared and wondered how big Konata’s butt could be to elevate her when seated. Her gaze didn’t go unnoticed by Konata who smirked playfully at the older twin. Sputtering, Kagami returned to the important topic on hand.

“People can’t eat watermelons whole! They would break their jaws or split their faces open!” Tsukasa nodded her head slowly, believing everything her smarter sister said, while Miyuki just pouted and planned to look it up later on before believing anything. Konata just dryly chuckled.

“Poor Kagami. I bet you tell yourself that just so you don’t try it yourself and eat everything in front of you.”

“Shut up!” Kagami screeched, her face turning red in anger and embarrassment over Konata’s jokes about her weight. It wasn’t her fault she had a sweet tooth and no metabolism. Why did everything good have to be so full of calories?

“People can fit a lot into their bodies if they just try. I learned that from watching my cousin Yui eat several foot long wieners in one gulp. She just pushed them into her mouth and they slid down her throat without her taking a single bite,” Konata explained, motioning with her hands a large object sliding into her open mouth over and over. All the girls looked away as they blushed as Konata’s motions looked like she was doing something other then eating wieners. They had to wonder why Yui would show this to Konata, then they remembered what Konata’s family was like and it made sense. Konata was in good company in her family of weirdoes.

“You guys aren’t the only ones with a narrow view on how much someone can eat. I ate those watermelons whole because some dude online bet me I couldn’t. I sure showed him when I sent him a video of me gulping down three watermelons right after each other.”

“You shouldn’t send guys on the Internet videos of yourself doing strange things,” Kagami deadpanned as she narrowed her eyes at her blue haired friend.

“Don’t worry, I don’t do anything ecchi on video for anyone online. The only contact with them outside of my games is when I get them to give me special items for my games in exchange for mailing them my used underwear.”

“That’s even worse!”

“Why? They would just buy from vending machines if I didn’t sell them and this way I’m getting cool items for my game. It’s a perfect scam,” Konata’s eyes lit up as she explained her flawless reasoning as Kagami just looked at her in disgust. At least if she was selling her used panties her father wasn’t getting them instead.

“But Konata because of what you did now you are bigger. Doesn’t that bother you?” Tsukasa nervously asked without using the words ‘fat’ or ‘weight gain’. When she used those words with her sister she always got angry.

“Nah, being fat is a status symbol,” Konata explained flippantly and gave her friends a thumbs-up to show them everything was cool. Truth was, Konata enjoyed being fat, not because she thought it made her cuter, just that if she became wider then she was bound to get taller as well. Being fatter also meant sitting on her round rear easier, letting her play video games and read manga longer. There was absolutely no downside to her weight gain. Except maybe accidentally flashing people her butt when she bent over. Her dad had nearly fainted when she bent down to get her bag this morning and he saw her fat rump. Still, it was nice to know that her pervy dad didn’t think her weight was gross and still considered her a smoking hot loli.

“You’re completely unbelievable,” Kagami sighed, not buying it for one second. She knew Konata was lying about the eating whole watermelons part and her belief that her fat was some kind of funky status symbol. She wasn’t buying it and no one else would either.

“That’s so cool! Does it hurt to have your clothes stretched out so much? I bet your bra is stretched out and pinching you really bad,” Tsukasa asked excitedly and she wanted to learn more about what it was like to be so big.

“My clothes are fine and I’m not wearing a bra. I’ve never owned a bra in my whole life.”

Tsukasa frowned and held her own chest as she sadly said, “Oh yeah, me neither.”

Miyuki was the next to speak up. “Is it hard tying your shoes now?”

“I’ve gained like forty pounds, I’m not a blimp, Miyuki. I can see my feet just fine,” Konata explained and Miyuki timidly lowered her head, embarrassed she had said something so silly. Konata smiled fondly over at her pink haired friend, loving how moe she was.

“It’s just sometimes I have trouble seeing my feet when I need to tie my shoes…” Miyuki said slowly and then trailed off. Everyone looked at her in surprise, even Konata, who had been getting those exact same looks all day. The three of them all tried to guess if Miyuki’s problem was her own ditzy nature or her big chest or both of them making her life harder.

“Konata, what’s the biggest thing you think you could eat?” Tsukasa asked as her sister rolled her eyes and sighed beside her. Couldn’t they see that Konata was messing with them? It was all a game to the strange girl and she was the only one that could figure it out. She had to expose Konata as a liar, which became incredibly easy when she mentioned the biggest thing she thought she could eat.